Everyday Things that Jennifer Garner is a Lot Like Clean Socks/Underwear
A Game of Candyland
Off-White, Rotary Wall-Phone
Low-Sodium Saltine Crackers
Redbook
A Nap
Mediocrity
Daily Newspapers
Ben Affleck
Done Dishes
Everyday Things that Jennifer Garner is NOT a Lot Like Erections/Special Wetness
A Hungry Hippos Tournament
Cartwheels on a Freshly-Mowed Lawn
Ghostbusters on HBO
Sixty-Second Guitar Solos
Skateboarding down a hilly street
Steve Jobs
Highlights Magazine
Besweatered Mini-Pinchers
God/Jesus
The Jenster wraps up a quick bargain hunt in Chicago's hot-humping-hot Wicker Park neighborhood. Neither Big Ben Affleck nor Josh Hartnett were in pursuit. Fucking faggots!
