| Here's where you can hear from Jennifer directly! Your going to find out how down-to-earth The Garn actually is and it'll blow you to bits. I mean, Holy-Julia-Roberts, it's almost like Jen's a real person sometimes. She checks in with us periodically to dish up a heaping plate of grade-A gossip and fame-smothered, mashed insight. She's also graciously agreed to answer your fan mail because she wouldn't be where she is today if you didn't have all that extra time on your hands. Email questions, comments, and pleas for self respect to jenniferthegardener (at) yahoo (dot) com. |
Latest Dish
1/17/06
Checkout what we found in the jenniferthegarderner@yahoo.com inbox when we returned to the office after Kingdom Day. Go Blacks!
From: HEYITSJENNY! - JENHERE
To: jenniferthegardener@yahoo.com
Sent: Monday, January 15, 2006 6:43 AM
Subject: PLEASE RESPOND!
Hello my name is Jennifer,
I am a fun loving, attractive, intelegent woman. I will be in the USA for 12 months on business. I really enjoy meeting new people it's so exciting. I recieve free air fares so
I travel quite often. I am looking forward to your reply. Reply to my personal email only please. By
the way, I saw your profile and luved it. My personal email is quicks@caffeboomz.info
I will reply back with a picture, Promise. ttyl..,
Jennifer
8/31/05
When we asked J Garn for a welcome statement for her fans (you!) at her newest and funkiest fansite she was more than happy to say wassup:
"Hey, Fans. Jen here. Just thought you might like to know I was recently voted the 28th most desirable woman according to askmen.com.
I'm a little disappointed in myself - especially since Lindsay Lohan was 27 - but I'm a work real hard on being prettier in '05 and hopefully move up in next years rankings.
Until then, I'm gonna take bong hits and play my gooey board super loud.
Party On!"
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Fan Questions
Did you always want to be a spy? Do you have any advice for how I might become a spy?
Amber, Age 16, Wilmington, DE
Jen said: I'm not really a spy, Amber. I just play one on TV. You might try Spy Tech, though, which was popular with little boys in the mid 90s.
What was it like dating AC Slater? He's sooo freakin' buff!
Gabby, Age 14, St. Paul, MN
Jen said: I think you've got me confused with Elizabeth Berkely.
My pussy started bleeding yesterday in PE. What should I do?
Kimmy, Age 13, Roanoke, W.V.
Jen said: Oh, gosh, Kimmy. I guess just apply pressure with a damp cloth, and hope that it stops. Honestly, sweetie, I don't know I'm not a doctor - just an actress.
Christ, you're hot!
Ted, 43, Glendale, CA
Jen said: Thanks. You're probably not bad yourself, Ted. Too bad you live in Glendale like a total cheesedick. What, are you Armenian?
Do you have any pets and if so what kind?
Kip, Age 17, Houston, TX
Jen said: I have a lizard and a Guatamalean cleaning lady.
Do you think that having a baby makes you cool? Do you think it would make my boyfriend like me more?
Isabella, Age 19, Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Jen said: It depends, Isabella. If you have a lots of money and a beautiful husband and all around easy life, then yes, absolutely. But my hunch is that you make a miserable living as a customer service rep for Geico and live in squalor with a boyfriend who's more likely to spend your paychecks on spinners than baby food, in which case having a child is probably a very bad idea. But hey I could be wrong, and there's only one way to find out. Good Luck.
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Quotables
"I saw his thingy!" - from 13 Going On 30
"Stay. Stay with me." - from Daredevil
"Write this down. E. M. E. T. I. B. Got it? Now, reverse it." - from Alias
"I was so, so, so lucky to grow up as part of a community and I don't take that for granted. I try very hard to stay part of it." - from an Entertainment Weekly interview
"I itch." - from an Entertainment Weekly interview
"Being an actress is the most important job ever." - from an NPR interview with Terri Gross |
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