Hide and Seek
(2004)
Dir: John Polson
Dakota Fanning has recently been seen with young buck, hotshot actor David Dorfman (of The Ring). Think about the most fucking boring date ever. They probably talk about the stock market.
I wish I hadn’t watched this whole movie and just guessed that Amy Irving (Fanning’s Hide and Seek mother) killed herself because her daughter looks like a cave-dwelling, furless llama. A very dull, cave-dwelling llama, that stares at her new boyfriend as they think, in unison, “Adult face. Adult face.”
