From Deke. Thanks Deke!

…it’s just a computer.

(click, or mightn’t we say, sick)

And still a sharp dresser, while getting all modern times in these modern times (and shit).

Click to see what the American Walrus has been up to… walrus.mov

Remember this–if you shut your mouth, you have your choice.

“My Boyfriend’s Back” by The Angels is the best song ever (I mean dig the effing left-right panning); …!

If you don’t believe me you can even ask Robin, dude. But don’t listen to Forest. Guy is a total teacher’s pet/scientologist.

We are gentlemen. We work hard and deserve some recognition and relaxation. Right? At least the Gentlemen’s Quarters thinks so. They’ve promised me a Complimentary Performance Haircut. Bill Chrismer, the Head Sweeper and Storyteller— I didn’t make that up— explains the haircut:

Our signature Performance Haircut begins with a relaxing neck and shoulder massage followed by a soothing hot steamed towel to melt away daily stress. We then shampoo and condition your hair and provide more relaxation with our scalp massage. Next we cut and style your hair to give you that tall, lean, masculine look and finish with a straight razor neck shave. It’s simply the best.

They want to do this to me for free, it’s quite flattering. In the envelope they’ve included a menu of services detailing everything from the Ultimate Hand Treatment (because, “You can tell a lot about someone from their handshake”), to a 75 minute, $130 Microdermabrasion treatment, to ear hair removal.

See you at the Gentlemen’s Quarters. No girls allowed.

Look who’s on the internet now again!

Us too! Below is a practice banner for the “toilets” section to give a special behind the scenes look at what we do.

Hopefully we’ll be making internets a lot, so check back every week or so.