10 Things You Don't Know About Cathedrals
1. They close late at night
2. They have concrete interiors
3. They don’t look that cool if you're on acid
4. They’re not scared to brawl
5. Their friends say they’re pussy whipped (sorry, bros, we had to bust your nuts on one of these)
6. They are pointy
7. Incense doesn’t cover up all smells
8. They have guilty pleasure ‘’(nose) blow and (rob) lowe’’ mondays
9. just because they’re gothic doesn’t mean they brood
10. They wish it was still 1528